Who am I? I am Attis, a one-of-a-kind machine created by Jephetto, with the help of his nephew, Boyd Masters. But you’re probably human, and when humans ask that question, they seem to want an answer involving f--f----s—sorry, baffling moods I lack the capacity to cognize.
What am I doing? That’s easier. I’m on a mission to find Jephetto. We were separated shortly after he woke me up. I’ve already botched one of the three commands he gave me, and I appear to be failing another one, as well. In the meantime, I have to try and blend in with the human world, so I’m testing out different personas, you know, like an MMA fighter, for example.
Now, I have a question for you. In my recent role as a professor, I met an intriguing female named Charette who is on her own perilous quest. Can you tell me why my jade “soul” stone glows whenever she is near?
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